I'm trying to write a spanking story that I need to turn into an editor today! Having writer's block! It's supposed to be about spanking, but I'm going to bring in a paddle, too. I started it out about this party I went to in a breeding barn in VT, no kidding - it was really a breeding barn, but not in use anymore...at least not that they knew of! They had servers wandering around with trays of appetizers. Most were appetizers on trays, but one guy had this huge frat-style wooden paddle for his appetizers. It was not all one piece of wood (which is not ideal since that kind of paddle can crack in half), but it was so beautiful with its alternating dark and light woods, and all glossy and shin edup. I was so obsessed with it, I had my picture made with him holding the paddle of little appetizers.

Anyway, that is the inspiration to start out the story. Of course, the paddle will eventually end up in my hand, not his. Just trying to figure out how, when were.

Maitresse Elise

Haven't been here in about 2 months. Is it still working?

I'd really like to post in this blog, but I can't figure out how to make it invitation only. I tried and it wouldn't let me with the username that I've already paid for. I wrote livejournal. Hopefully I'll be back to blogging at some point, but for now, no. Can't risk it with the new job.

I may be shutting this blog down. I am not so sure it's a good idea to have this part of my life so public anymore.

I'm way way up north in my new apt. It's great, but small. And old. Hardwood floors. No need for an alarm clock. The lady downstairs wears high heels and from 7 - 8 a.m., all I can hear is the clicking of her heels.

I would be very hesitant to make any sort of noise in this apartment, though there are some wannabe thugs in my neighborhood who make all kinds of racket at night.

Thanks to everybody who came by last night! Great party! Vintage spanking videos playing in the background, people running around half naked, costumes, capes, spanking in the parking lot. Just as I expected, I had a few too many glasses of wine and gave away a bunch of items I wasn't using. I was scared I'd wake up this morning and regret it, but no, now I wish I had even given away more. What am I going to do with an 8 foot buggy whip?

I went to bed at about 3:30 and woke up at 6 a.m. I'm now in the sad process of tearing everything down.

I'm leaving town officially on Tues. Aug. 24. The phone and internet are getting cut off today (Sat.), so you probably won't hear much from me for about a week, though I will be checking my e-mail daily and will have my cell.

I do have a new cell number finally. Y'all can't be calling my apartment complex office trying to get my number! Somebody has called the manager asking for my info and I don't want them wondering what's up. The manager just told me some guy was trying to find me and she was like, "Well, if you want to find her, then just drop by." It made no sense to her why they would take that route.

It is very easy to google search me (Elise plus city, state, etc.), get to my website (can be reached via http://www.maitresseelise.com or http://www.misselise.com) and then you can get my e-mail and WRITE me.

Veronique came over to play last night and inherited a bunch of my stripper dresses. S/he is slender, so pretty much out of all the subs out there, he is the only one who could really fit into my clothes. No offense to the more full-figured sissy sluts! It's just that it takes a certain physique to fit into a woman of my size's clothes.

Anyway, I take pictures of my slut Veronique and put them on a CD for him to take home and look at later. I put him in a buttless skirt with a mesh top, pigtails, lipstick, fingernails and toenails painted, and had him ride on my new elliptical machine -- all the while wearing 6" black pumps! Don't worry. I didn't make him ride long, so it wasn't dangerous. I could just imagine Veronique causing a stir at the gym in that slutty looking spandex.

That's all for now.

I temporarily have no cell phone. Technical difficulties switching over to the new phone. Write me an e-mail if you need to get a hold of me.

I know -- y'all have been complaining to me for the past 7 years that you don't have secure e-mail or whatnot, but I know you can all go open a free account and write me at the library if you have to! Yes, it can be done in this new age of technology!!

If you are reading this, then I know you know how to get on the internet!

I'm back in town. My schedule is tightening up. I just updated it.

I have a new phone number. There is a slight chance that the old Austin number will be cancelled before Aug. 18 when everything shuts down, so write or call for the new number. Or just write e-mail since that won't change.

I'm shutting my P.O. Box down on Aug. 18, so don't send me any letters after that!

I am up here in the NYC area apartment hunting. I found one! It looks like I won't be able to set up the dungeon like I used to have it, and possibly not at all. Space is really at a premium around here and there is no such thing as a closet!

I'm sure I'll be going to a lot of fun parties in NYC, so I can have my fun there.

I'm back Tuesday afternoon. Moving the 22nd, but won't be available after the 18th.

One of my foot fetish subs works in a store. I happened to need an item from his shop today, so I dropped by. I had just played with my Disney sub (I'll leave it to the imagination why he is called Disney...but Darth Vader is involved), so I was still pretty hyper.

As luck would have it, there were no customers. We got to horsing around and I ended up doing my kickboxing kicks on his crotch over by the register. It was lots of fun, especially since it was making him so nervous being at work. It turns out I was the one who should have been nervous. I looked up, and there was a surveillance camera pointed right at us!

I don't think anybody will review the tape. I sure hope the store doesn't get robbed or they might try to blame it on the crazy kicking blond lady!

I nearly lost a crossdresser last night. I thought it would be fun to drop Christianna off on a street corner in my neighborhood, drive around the block, and then pick him up later. He was all decked out in "she" mode in a wig, full make-up, Catherine Coatney dress, corset, pantyhose, and 6" stiletto pumps. One could only assume she was a hooker! Anyway, I picked a nice, dark corner just in case. I like to take risks, but I really would rather not have to worry about my submissives going to jail. The only problem was once I dropped Christianna off and drove around for a bit, I couldn't remember how to get back! I kept getting trapped in dark cul-de-sacs and dead end streets, circular roads. Finally, I found a major roadway and there Christianna was, shuffling around nervously in her heels.

I guess that's what they call edge play!

Hey y'all,
I took down the website. I just decided, since I had some trouble in the past with people discriminating against me for my lifestyle, I should take down the pictures since I have a new job. I left up my schedule and blog. I don't know if y'all realize, but my leather life has cost me two straight jobs in the past. I can't imagine that anybody in NYC would even blink an eye at a kinky person, but you never know.

And the rant about the cancellations -- it's not just one person, so if you cancelled in the past month or so, join the club! It's just been happening left and right, and now it's gotten down to the wire where I can't really re-adjust my schedule, so I had to enforce a deposit for certain time slots. But again, not punishing one person in particular.

I will miss you all and would love to see you all before I leave, but can't if I end up with all these vacant time slots.

Maitresse Elise

I am having some trouble getting my schedule uploaded, but here is the lowdown.

I won't be available Aug. 3 - 9.

Dungeon is closing on Aug. 18th!

Please no short-notice cancellations this month.

I had a very strange dream last night. I dreamed I was walking down a street in Manhattan and I ran across a big pair of black stripper style shoes, very much like Veronique's red shoes, but shiny black, and with Macy's logo in red across the top of the foot. They were obviously a sissy slut's shoes as they had to be a good size 13. In my dream, the female friend who was walking with me said, "Oh look. Somebody's slut escaped out of her shoes. I would never let my slut run loose like that."

And that was the end of the dream, unfortunately. I imagine it would have continued with two women tracking down a barefoot sissy somewhere in New York and then punishing her.

I guess somebody should have locked those shoes on!

Maitresse Elise

The last day I'll have the dungeon open is Aug. 18th.

I'll be out of Austin by late Aug. to Sept. 1. I'm moving to New York City -- New Jersey, actually, but a 20 min. train ride from Manhattan. I am not going to have a dungeon up there, but will definitely be involved in the local s/m scene.

If anybody wants to play, then you had better act now!

I am excited about the change I'm making, but I will miss this lifestyle and all the subs. It just wasn't practical anymore, esp. with the economy as it is and all the recent cancellations.

I got a job offer out of state. More details to come. I may be moving out of Austin sooner than expected, but not before Sept.

I am happy, but also very sad not to be able to play with my subs anymore. I am going to miss y'all!

I'm back! I just walked in the door.

I had to stay in NYC an extra day. Then, just when I was on the verge of making it back to Austin, I missed my connection (not my fault, the airline's) and I'm in Memphis. I should be back in Austin today, back in my cozy dungeon, by noon or so. What a trip. First they lost my luggage, and then this. No more Northwest airlines for me!

I will be moving, though. I don't know if it will be NYC. That is my first choice, and I could be there sometime this year at the earliest. I'm also looking at Chicago, DC, and Boston. No matter what, I will be out of Austin by June 2007, so I hope to get to see all my faithful subs by then. I am really going to miss everybody -- I've been an Austin Domme for 7 years now and in the local scene for 9 -- but I need to move on to other opportunities.